Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Lazy, Uncaccomplished Kennedy Sibling Dies


Eunice Kennedy Shriver, sister of President John F. Kennedy and Senator Ted Kennedy died this morning at age 88.

Mrs. Shriver was just one more idle rich girl, suckling at the teat of her father's fortune, perched up high on her ivory tower and throwing water balloons filled with urine down on the rest of us.

There are those who may argue that she "founded the Special Olympics" or they'll whine about how her husband started the Peace Corps or some other such nonsense. Listen, people: Eunice Kennedy Shriver was a leech who fed on the lifeblood of real Americans like the Bush family. Now there's an admirable dynasty.

Anyway, The Oracle, Thanatos Therapeuticus and The Crippler all snag a tidy twelve points for putting the bullseye on this lady's back. So I guess she did somebody some good, finally.

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