Actor David Carradine was found DEAD in a Bangkok hotel room today, and reports have said the actor/martial artist may have hung himself in a closet (perhaps with one of his black belts?)
When not busy starring in Hollywood movies as a supercool martial arts expert (the WHITEST Asian man EVER,) Carradine kept his pimp hand strong, marrying and divorcing five bitches in his spare time.
Investigators are searching for signs of foul play, but Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique may not be traceable even by the most experienced forensic scientists.
DeathWatchers missed out on a rare DOUBLE SUICIDE BONUS (pending investigation), and could have earned 56 points on the depressed 72-year-old grasshopper.
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One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...
ReplyDeleteI can feel the devil walking next to me.