CURRENT SCORES

LAST EDIT 12/15/2009: Oral Roberts
1. The Crippler 177
2. Thanatos Therap. 147*
3. Death Knell Belle 131
4. The Oracle 124
5. Grim Reaper 107
6. Miss of Death 74
7. Le Chowd 66
7. Kerberos 66
7. Wednesday 66
7. Deady Money 66
11. BadAss Dan 61

TWO COMPLETE LOSERS CURRENTLY TIED AT ZERO!
12. Serpent/Wisdom 0
12. The Shadow 0

*Most recent scorer

Paul Harvey's Dead...It's True

Renowned radio broadcaster Paul Harvey died at the age of 90.

I'll be completely honest, I know absolutely nothing about this guy and heard a portion of one of his broadcasts maybe once.

But I do remember Rich Hall's awesome impression of him on SNL in the early 80s, and that's enough for me to find his death news-worthy. In fact, I propose that we kill Rich Hall and bury him with Mr. Harvey, as a kind of weird tribute.

Adios, Mr. Harvey. Here's hoping you're visiting that True Value Hardware Store in heaven. Or hell. Wherever.

None of the DW2K9 players whose death lists are posted had Mr. Harvey as a pick. If players whose lists are not yet posted have him, I'm sure the administrators will be quick to correct The Shadow's error.

The Oracle's Deathlist

Billy Graham
Eunice Kennedy Shriver DEAD @ 88
Fidel Castro
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Dick Cheney
Whitney Houston
Bobby Brown
Maurice Clarette
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Kirk Douglass
Toby Macguire
George Steinbrenner
Walter Cronkite DEAD @ 92
Betty Ford
Nelson Mandela
Nancy Reagan
Jack Klugman
Robert Downey, Jr.
Liz Taylor

BadAss Dan's Deathlist

Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Artie Lange
George Wendt
Jonathan Winters
Yogi Berra
Pat Summerall
Richard Dawson
Todd Bridges
David Crosby
Michael Richards
Scott Weiland
Stephen Hawking
Ray Bradbury
Henry Hill
Nancy Reagan
Pelé
OJ Simpson
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Jerry Stiller
Peter Falk

Deady Money's Deathlist

Jim Nabors
Jack Klugman
B. B. King
Kirk Douglas
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Dick Clark
Pat Summerall
John Forsythe
Al Molinaro
Elizabeth Taylor
Amy Winehouse
Blake Edwards
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Kim Jong Il
Steve Jobs
Edward "Ted" Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Seve Ballesteros
George Steinbrenner
Gene Wilder

Chowd's Deathlist

Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Barack Obama
Nancy Reagan
Amy Winehouse
Ugueth Urbina
Ocho Baby Mama
Chris Brown
Adam West
Bob Feller
Art Donovan
Elizabeth Taylor
The Madoff guy
Fidel Castro
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sandra Day O'Connor
Ralph Wilson
Dick Clark
Jennifer Hudson

Serpent at the Gates of Wisdom's Deathlist

BB King
Jack Klugman
Barbara Billingsley (Leave it to Beaver mom)
Courtney Love
Dick Cheney
Betty Ford
Queen Elizabeth II
Abe Vigoda
Stephen Hawking
Fats Domino
Willie Mays
Billy Graham
John Mellencamp
Wilford Brimley
Muhammad Ali
Peter O'Toole
Phyllis Diller
Kirk Douglas
Fidel Castro
Britney Spears