Saturday, February 28, 2009

Paul Harvey's Dead...It's True


Renowned radio broadcaster Paul Harvey died at the age of 90.

I'll be completely honest, I know absolutely nothing about this guy and heard a portion of one of his broadcasts maybe once.

But I do remember Rich Hall's awesome impression of him on SNL in the early 80s, and that's enough for me to find his death news-worthy. In fact, I propose that we kill Rich Hall and bury him with Mr. Harvey, as a kind of weird tribute.

Adios, Mr. Harvey. Here's hoping you're visiting that True Value Hardware Store in heaven. Or hell. Wherever.

None of the DW2K9 players whose death lists are posted had Mr. Harvey as a pick. If players whose lists are not yet posted have him, I'm sure the administrators will be quick to correct The Shadow's error.

The Oracle's Deathlist

Billy Graham
Eunice Kennedy Shriver DEAD @ 88
Fidel Castro
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Dick Cheney
Whitney Houston
Bobby Brown
Maurice Clarette
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Kirk Douglass
Toby Macguire
George Steinbrenner
Walter Cronkite DEAD @ 92
Betty Ford
Nelson Mandela
Nancy Reagan
Jack Klugman
Robert Downey, Jr.
Liz Taylor

BadAss Dan's Deathlist

Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Artie Lange
George Wendt
Jonathan Winters
Yogi Berra
Pat Summerall
Richard Dawson
Todd Bridges
David Crosby
Michael Richards
Scott Weiland
Stephen Hawking
Ray Bradbury
Henry Hill
Nancy Reagan
Pelé
OJ Simpson
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Jerry Stiller
Peter Falk

Deady Money's Deathlist

Jim Nabors
Jack Klugman
B. B. King
Kirk Douglas
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Dick Clark
Pat Summerall
John Forsythe
Al Molinaro
Elizabeth Taylor
Amy Winehouse
Blake Edwards
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Kim Jong Il
Steve Jobs
Edward "Ted" Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Seve Ballesteros
George Steinbrenner
Gene Wilder

Friday, February 27, 2009

Chowd's Deathlist

Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Barack Obama
Nancy Reagan
Amy Winehouse
Ugueth Urbina
Ocho Baby Mama
Chris Brown
Adam West
Bob Feller
Art Donovan
Elizabeth Taylor
The Madoff guy
Fidel Castro
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sandra Day O'Connor
Ralph Wilson
Dick Clark
Jennifer Hudson

Serpent at the Gates of Wisdom's Deathlist

BB King
Jack Klugman
Barbara Billingsley (Leave it to Beaver mom)
Courtney Love
Dick Cheney
Betty Ford
Queen Elizabeth II
Abe Vigoda
Stephen Hawking
Fats Domino
Willie Mays
Billy Graham
John Mellencamp
Wilford Brimley
Muhammad Ali
Peter O'Toole
Phyllis Diller
Kirk Douglas
Fidel Castro
Britney Spears

Thanatos Therapeuticus' Deathlist

Robert Novak DEAD @ 78
Edward "Ted" Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Amy Winehouse
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Steve Jobs
Elizabeth Edwards
Dick Cheney
Annette Funicello
Senator Robert Byrd
Jayceon Taylor
Jeff Conway
Ted Haggard
Nancy Reagan
Barbara Bush
Fidel Castro
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Oral Roberts DEAD @ 91
OJ Simpson
Eunice Kennedy Shriver DEAD @ 88
Jack Kevorkian

Miss of Death's Deathlist

Dick Van Dyke
Edward "Ted" Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Gore Vidal
Pope Benedict XVI
Peter Falk
Elizabeth Taylor
Lauren Bacall
Barry Corbin
Walter Cronkite DEAD @ 92
Muhammad Ali
Fidel Castro
Dick Clark
Mickey Rooney
Artie Lange
Roger Ebert
Annette Funicello
Larry Hagman
Monty Hall
Nancy Reagan

Death Knell Belle's Deathlist

Aretha Franklin
Barbara Eden
Dan Aykroyd
Dick Cheney
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Fidel Castro
George Herbert Walker Bush
Jeff Conaway
Joe Paterno
Kelly Osbourne
Larry Hagman
Luke Perry
Merle Haggard
Michael Jackson DEAD @ 50
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Charlie Sheen
Sherman Hemsley
Steve Jobs
Tim Conway
Whitney Houston

The Crippler's Deathlist

Harry Morgan
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Kirk Douglas
John Forsythe
Tommy Lasorda
Terri Garr
Billy Graham
Eunice Kennedy Shriver DEAD @ 88
Jerry Lewis
Susan Atkins DEAD @ 61
Muhammad Ali
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Tony Curtis
Dick Clark
Robert Novak DEAD @ 78
Betty Ford
Jack Klugman
Severiano "Seve" Ballesteros
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Christopher Lee

The Shadow's Deathlist

Mickey Rooney
Amy Winehouse
Horatio Sanz
Ruby Dee
Ruth Buzzi
Edward Albee
Lauren Bacal
Elizabeth Taylor
Doris Day
Dick Van Dyke
George Jones
Lauren Conrad
Chuck Berry
Leon Redbone
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
John Glenn
Andy Griffith
Abe Vigoda
Bernard Madoff

Kerberos' Deathlist

Conrad Bain ("Mr. Drummond")
James Best ("Rosco P. Coltrane")
Sid Caesar
Ann B. Davis
Kirk Douglas
Peter Falk
Andy Griffith
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Al Molinaro
Harry Morgan
Jim Nabors
Charlotte Rae
Nancy Reagan
Britney Spears
Jean Stapleton
Jonathan Winters
Edwin Meese III
Joseph Wapner
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Amy Winehouse

Wednesday's Deathlist

Sherwood Schwartz
Billy Graham
John Goodman
Andy Rooney
Fidel Castro
James Garner
Rip Taylor
John Paul Stevens
Margaret Thatcher
Muhammad Ali
Frank Gifford
John Forsythe
Vern Troyer
Dick Cheney
Lee Iacocca
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57
Artie Lange
Scooter Libby
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Lindsay Lohan

Grim Reaper's Deathlist

Russell Johnson "The Professor"
Harry Morgan "Col. Sherman T. Potter"
Jack Klugman
Karl Malden DEAD @ 97
Dick Van Patten
Billy Graham
Louie Anderson
Ted Kennedy DEAD @ 77
Bob Feller
George Allen "PAT" Summerall
David Crosby
Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Artie Lange
Kirk Douglas
Fidel Castro
Farrah Fawcett DEAD @ 62
Andy Rooney
Roger Ebert
Mel Brooks
Abe Vigoda
Patrick Swayze DEAD @ 57

Monday, February 9, 2009

Lists!

Lists will be up this week! DW2K8 is over! Game on!