Tuesday, December 15, 2009

God Receives Oral

Nice name, fuckface.
Is there anyone in the history of Christianity who has ever played up the "I'm talking directly to a man in the sky, and he wants specifically X amount of dollars" bit more than Oral Roberts? He once claimed that if he couldn't raise more money, that he would be "called home" by some divine force. Seriously? As if televangelists weren't intelligence-insulting enough already!

Oral also started a "university" (it would create the mold for another fine learning institution, Liberty "University") and named it after...(drum roll, please)...HIMSELF!

Most men say that there's no such thing as bad oral. In this case, I beg to differ.
This pathetic charlatan lived way longer than he deserved to, and Thanatos Therapeuticus got perhaps his most-deserved 9 points of all time.

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